Here I am wearing my "10 reasons why a beer is better than a woman" T-shirt. My daughters bought this for me years ago. They say that since I'm such a male chauvinist pig I might as well advertise
it. All because I happened to say that "Cooking is far too important an
activity to leave to females"... :-) Ok, ok, here's what it says:
10 reasons why a beer is better than a woman
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A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another
beer.
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When you go to a bar you can always pick up a
beer.
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You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
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If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good
head.
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When you're finished with a beer the bottle is
still worth five cents.
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You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes
good.
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A beer always goes down easy.
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You can share a beer with your friends.
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You always know you're the first to pop a beer.
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You can enjoy a beer all month long.
Now remember this is a joke. Please don't send me any
nasty-grams..... :-)
Here
I am sitting in Chris's truck after buying some computer hardware. I am
violating the first rule of geekdom by reading the instructions... This was
taken winter of 1995....